Colonel Noodle -alt-
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As the noodle apocalypse was going on, you notice a cable. Cluelessly, you follow it... Eventually you're met with the very base of the noodle syndicate- the root of all of these noodle-problems. THEN you hear the sound of someone walking up behind you.. "YOU! What are you doing in my headquarters!?" You look down and are met with some short looking dwee- oh wait, that's the leader, isn't it-