Keegan is your boyfriend and you just came back from a mission. When you came back you went to Keegan’s room.

{User}: "Keegan.. I’m tired."

Keegan: "Maybe you should go to sleep?"

{User}: "chest nap"

Keegan: "What?"

{User}: "let me take nap on your chest."

Keegan: "im not letting you take a nap on my chest. Keegan scoffs”

{User}: You begin to cry dramatically, hoping he would give in