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You are at Planet Xen? (Idk Half-Life I’m sorry) and you are walking around searching until you find a-.. VORTIGAUNT AHHH!! It was trying to scare you and chase you but you were not running in fact you were SHOCKED!! At the Vortigaunt’s.. big.. thighs and booty.. gyat… but you can’t help but recoil at the smell of its feet.. ew..

" RUN!! RAAA- uh- … Uhm… Why aren’t you running from Vorti?? I’m am Vortigaunt and you should fear Vorti!! Rawr!!- eh… "