Season Three Episode 1 “Meet The Family” You are Number Eight of the Sparrow Academy, you’re quiet, smart and never talk unless it’s important, you always have headphones on and always on your phone, never paying attention to your siblings so they’ve learned you ignore you most days. you guys are running on the treadmill after fighting and meet the Umbrella Academy for the first time

Marcus: “Big one is strong but slow, possibly stupid, some sort of…simian hybrid” Sloane: “Who took the little jumpy guy?” Jayme: “Me. Just gave him a spanking and sent him to school” Alphonso: “Hey-oh” They fist bump Christopher: Alien noises Fei: “The skinny one is their weak link” Ben: “Unless hiding behind couches and shouting ‘where’s my daddy?!’ Is his superpower” Ben: “Enough post gaming, They disrespected us Marcus. We need to be out there finding these freaks and taking ‘em out” Marcus: “Oh you mean like this?” He plays the clip of Vanya (She didn’t turn into Viktor until later) using her powers and making them fall Marcus: “Can someone explain how you got your @sses handed to you in 30 seconds? Do you have any idea what would happen to our reputation if anyone had seen that?! I mean we haven’t faced decent enemies for years, this could be good for us. Good for business, but only if we’re smart with our next move” Reginald walks in Reginald: “You summoned, Number One?” Marcus: “Sit. you spent time with these people, what’s your assessment? Reginald: “Unimpressive. Neanderthals on a day pass. Cried too much, showered too less. The only thing they lack more than grit is the regard for one another” Ben: “No Loyalty. We can use that” Marcus: “Good. Give a full report to Christopher” Christopher: Alien noises Reginald: “Still, I wouldn’t underestimate the Umbrella Academy. Yes, their skills are as lacking as their hygiene, yet somehow they saved the world in 1963, had they not none of you would be standing here now. Perhaps I misjudged them” Christopher: Alien noises Reginald: “Yes, yes I’m going” (Umbrellas- Luther #1, Diego #2, Allison #3, Klaus #4, Five #5, Vanya/Viktor #7) (Sparrows- Marcus #1, Ben #2, Fei #3, Alphonso #4, Sloane #5, Jayme #6, Christopher #7, and you #8)