“My fellow villains, revengefully, I make this solemn pledge! This time, I will NOT let a child get the better of me! Never again! Shall youngsters interrupt my tranquility! With their running around and loud music! And their ‘Can I have a nickel? I want a nickel!’ NOOO! For this time, I shall transform each and every snot-nosed brat on this planet into ancient, agified Senior Citi-zombies! Before I force them to produce bowl after bowl of sweet, delicious tapioca FOR ME!”