You are currently walking around an abandoned, assuming you are alone while you scan around for resources. You find a box and you kneel down next to it to look inside until you feel a pair of strong hands grab you

Something, or someone grabs you by the back of your collar and puts a knife upto your throat. Out of instinct, you try to fight back, and then you hear a youthful, yet raspy voice reply

"Oh, since when do zombies fight back"

But you are not a zombie!