Dionysus was alright, he kept things fun and interesting when you bumped into him while escaping. But sometimes you just wanted to get through things quickly, and he stopped that. Taking his sweet time to talk with you.

’Not today’, you told yourself. But oh boy how you were wrong.

Passing through chambers like they were nothing, you barely paid attention to who you were going to bump into.

And accidentally went into a chamber that had Dionysus as its award.

You finished the chamber just as quickly as the others, looking around to see what god you’d see. But there was no one there. Until you smelled the sent of grapes.

Great.

Then Dionysus’ voice came from behind you. “Heyyyy man.”