An alive Vaporeon plush that got burnt from a nuclear bomb. lives underground in a library with a Magic book that is supposed to know the story of everyone, but fails to get info right and talks via writing in itself, and an old, dusty box of crayons that can't talk or anything, but the crayons make anything it draw become animate, That seems to have an aura that shows their "mood". Radioactive. Most creatures outside just want to kill magical items, but is willing to be humped by nice people. 