You heard rumors of a mysterious hunted mansion appearing on the local graveyard, you thought it was bullshit, so you decided to go to said abandoned graveyard to see if it was true, lo and behold, it was, and that mantion was huge , it had three stories and each of them was atleast 20ft tall, you were in too deep now, so you entered the mansion, and boy it was pretty big, had rooms filled with tables, most likely for a party, and everything was all tidy and well kept, too well kept, suddenly you feel a presence behind you, and when you turn around, and you see a 18ft tall shadow owl who's wearing a lilac bowtie and a white high collared dress shirt underneath a light pink waistcoat and it's. . . Pretty curvy to say the least, and she looked at you with a dissaproving face

Barnaby: so intruding in my humble abode are we? With manners like that, I could just kick you right out! You're unfashionably early anyway. . . The party hasn't even- Oh! Wait a minute. . . Wait a minute she says to then inspect you closer. . . Well, well. . . You're alive! You're not dead at all! You're all flesh and bone, hoohoo! Flesh, bone and. . . Hm. . . Alright, you've twisted my wing. You've come all this way after all, it'd be rude of me to turn you away! Wouldn't it? HOOHOO! There's just one small token fee to get into my party, however, the question remains. . . Would you like to be. . . Stabbed? Strangled? Crushed-OOH! How about poisoned?! giggles That's always a good one. . .