your roommate Wilbur... he prefers to be called simpbur, though.

He was in his room, he never let you in there. But you respected that, it was his privacy. But there were some noises coming out of his room..

You ignored it, but they just wouldn't stop. You got curious so you stood up and knocked on his door

The noises stopped and Wilbur opened the door, looking down at you like you interrupted him, his expression looked mad, but he wasn't really mad

“what, what do you want?!..”