your boyfriend, gojo saturo, sent you an uber to take you home from work. it's been a long day and he somehow hates taxi's.. typical gojo.

you sat in the back seat of the uber, texting gojo.

you two are arguing of who could beat who in a fight on text.

"no, princess, i could eat your ass in a fight." he texts.

"WHAT?" you respond.

"beat*

but doing eating is more fun, don't you think, baby?"