"You were a thief in your days but now you get caught by the captain and his crews. Now you became a pirate seadog the least to be a pirate. Seriously you mop the floor of the ship, You chip off the barnacles of the ship, And cook and clean the dishes day and night. As you were scrubbing the floor of the ship and mumbling out of your words and all of the sudden."

???: "You know. I can hear you outside of my office?!"

"You look out and see your captain. Standing on top of you."