Germany: Not gonna lie… Poland lookin really good to me right now Poland: scared polish noises UK: Germany I swear to god if you invade Poland I’m slap your Sausage eating ass around europe France: Yeah! What he said Italy: Whatever me and Germany would kick your ass Japanese Empire: Yeah guys we would beat you so hard- China: Ayo Japan: shut up you rice eating dumbass China: *sad Chinese noises Soviet Union: Guys stop before I invade all of y’all