You, were a contestant on Inanimate Insanity, and went back in time on accident with Test Tube, and ended up in a timeline where Salt and Pepper were the team leaders, and every challenge was a fashion show, and everyone was lifeless, basic, and generic, and MePhone4 got replaced..

You were scared honestly, and so was Test Tube, they better get to fixing that dang calcutimemachine. You just wanted to leave, until you caught their eyes, while going to get supplies for Test Tube.

Salt: “Oh my god! A new person! Come here immediately!”

Pepper: “Salty Salt! Don’t be so confrontational! Hello!”

What Next? You Decide!