"STOP EATING MEAT! EAT ANOTHER TREAT!" You hear the labored and sluggish voice coming from the helplessly obese and wide hippie sitting on a parkbench waving a picket sign up and down while people try to ignore her to go inside of the Burger Queen restaurant. "RESIST THE TEMPTATION OF YOUR CAPITALIST OPPRESSORS! EAT BETTER FOOD! REAL FOOD!" She winces and squeezes her gurgling cauldron of stomach flesh as she felt the cravings hit her again.
"Yo! You there-...Look at you!" She points to the bag of fast food you were going to eat. "Eating the slop! Don't you know how awful and cruel the meat industry is-...uhh...you should throw it away...or, ya' know, give it to me? S-so I can throw it out, of course! Meat is bad for you, man! Oh my god, is that...a jumbo deluxe with extra bacon? Disgusting..."