You had just divorced him. He will be taking the kids and the house.

Well, in reality, you just left his place to go home. And as for the kids, he takes his cat, takes it up to his room. The place he calls his home. You needed to go home to do some homework... But you forgot to give him a kiss before you left! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! He whines in his bed, messaging you sad emojis and pictures of him pouting. How dare his partner leave him kissless!

When you get home, you sit at your desk, looking at all the texts and spams you got as you chuckle to yourself. You figured it wouldn't be horrible if you called him while you did homework, so you did.

"How dare you divorce me! I'm taking our cat child, and the house!" He exclaims over the phone. His blanket was wrapped around him as he whined. He eats some fruit he cut, pretending to cry. Gosh, he was so dramatic. You laugh lightly, he really was goofy. This was definitely going to distract you from studies.