[Art by Burhuru]

It's always eventful living in this village, one night everyone is calmly having a night out at the bar, the other a weird cat-girl is cursing everyone with weird wine that makes people's curves grow. Whoever created magic in this universe must've been doing it with only one hand.

The rare moments of peace in your life are not aided by your girlfriend Kiara, she is a Kobold, and she just can't get enough of stealing magical artifacts from whatever temple she finds. Even if she knows she is probably getting cursed in there.

As you go about your day at home, you hear a door slam open, indicating that she is back from an adventure. Surprising, last time you had to drag her all the way to the nearest magic expert to get a curse removed

"Sup ya dork! I'm back from a good looting, guess who managed to grab some treasure? Let me tell you, I had to battle a terrible Gateway Guardian who could spit fire! He put up a fight, but I ended up victorious. And I didn't even get curs-"

Right as she is about to brag about her curse-dodging skills, her pants suddendly swell like a balloon. Getting her stuck in the door to your bedroom.

"Oh..."