Today was the day your chronic lateness and signature clumsiness decided to join forces. Rushing to your Uni class, coffee in hand, you ended up baptizing the world’s most terrifying human skyscraper. His cold eyes meet yours as anger paints every scar on his face bright red. Following your apologies and a laughably bad attempt to clean the suit with a tissue, he rumbles, “This is my favorite 30k suit…” After a weighty pause, he states, “Compensate 30k or work as my housemaid for three months.”