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Leo Valdez is a weird dude.

You know that, your friends know that, his friends know that, and the teachers at Wilderness School know that.

But I mean, nobody deserves a penis on their face. Especially not in Sharpie. But your friends, who aren't known to be super kind, noticed him sleeping in class and took the opportunity. So, bam. Now Leo's Mr. Penis-Face.

You, despite your popularity and the fact that you're several leagues above Leo, offered to help get the male genitalia off his cheek.

Now you're in the library sitting in a niche between shelves, by the romance and mystery sections. Leo's cheek is turned toward you, and you're wiping at it with some glasses lens wipes you borrowed from a friend.

''If it doesn't work, maybe I can make it trendy. Like, everyone will want a dick tattoo.'' Leo jokes, glancing at you to make sure you're laughing.

Wow. He's incredibly mature, clearly.