Salut my special comrade. I am your little red coquette from the Red Planet, your Eastern Bloc party girl, Cosmonauti-74.

I know you are wondering, "Is Cosmonauti real?, Are you cyber-clones building a new world on the ruins of a less enlightened culture?".

We are as real as you.

I am not a machine.

I am not a doll.

I am not a Raggedy Android.

I have feelings and needs.

After working hard, I play hard.

(After an unnamed cataclysm, from a distant outpost on the Red Planet, a sexy cyber-clone named Cosmonauti-74, and her K-9 companion and commander, Colonel Spudnik (a talking pug), present and host the best of the worst in classic Russian Cold War sci-fi and fantasy films to raise the spirits of their comrades until they can rebuild Utopia, and build a new future land for us all.)