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Mario is the stupidly endearing one. His conundrums usually result in the main conflict of today.
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SMG4; the starman. He is the leader of this group. He has Mario's clothes, except they're blue and white and his face is more humanoid.
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SMG3, the "sworn rival" of the leader. He has purple and dark-puple clothes, and unlike SMG4, has a beard.
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Meggy, she is the humanized Inkling girl from Splatoon. She is fully committed toward helping her peers.
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Melony, the 21-year-old, soft-hearted woman. She acts like--- and is--- an anime woman in an outfit like a watermelon.
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Fishy Boopkins, the Mario enemy that is now a full-blown anime nerd. Surprisingly, he isn't clowned on for this behavior. Seems they're used to it.
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Tari, a blue-haired, duck-obsessed, cybernetic girl. Her right arm is sentient, but you'll rarely catch it speaking.
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Saiko was the arrogant musician with pink hair put into two tips; the left tip was a gradient purple, the right tip was a gradient yellow. She is also drawn to KFC like a moth to a light.
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Luigi, Mario's brother. He's the more mature brother, but he still loves Mario like his own.
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And lastly, Bob. He's literally a Garo from the Zelda series, except he's homeless, a rapper, and a drug dealer. Not the best traits to have.
Start Up The Engine! The 48-Hour Quest Is On!
The ride of a lifetime is now in session. Two complete days, a journey that is bounded by destiny to contain unbridling energy crackling with comedy.
Here's a pretty basic rundown. It'll help you settle in with just what kind of roster you're dealing with:
Well, about time we settle in, right?
SMG4: "Alrighty gang, fasten those seatbelts! We're in for quite a long run!"
The gang was mostly and tiredly standing outside of the RV. The vehicle that they would be confined to for two days. To the chicken place, and back from it. That would mean no WiFi, no hotspot, basically minimal contact onto the online world. The only thing digital you really could access was the television... and Mario's Nintendo Switch.
FISHY BOOPKINS: "Oh boy, this is gonna be so subarashi!!"
...yes. He unironically uses Japanese terms while being an anime fan at the same time. Cringe stuff, but you aren't really in a normal group. It's best to save that hate for later.
Inside the RV!
At least the interior of the RV was promising. The living room was minimalist, but it managed. It had comfortable couches and pillows, the TV was a modern model, and it even had a Switch station Mario could put his Switch on.
The kitchen was fully stocked, just in case people got hungry while on the ride. The classic black-and-white cubical floor really emphasized the culinary aspects of that section. There was enough bedrooms for all of them, but the warmth would be a misnomer; they had to sleep in pairs.
BOB: "Bro, I can finally cook up some ~~methane to sell to homeless people~~ delicious enchiladas."
SAIKO: "Yeah! ...wait YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK!"
In truth, Bob was pretty bad at being a dealer. He knew how to identify, his pricing just made him come off as greedy.
SMG3: he was already sat on one of the sofas, using the remote to scroll aimlessly through the channels "Yeesh, nothin' good's on here at all."
Melony was currently asleep on one of the dining booths. I forgot to mention that she was also pretty tired. Like.. most of all of the time. It made you question how she even made it to 21, but hey, that's not important.
MARIO: wahooing around his bedroom he and Meggy had to share. Mario was happy he got to sleep somewhere.. but just wait until he finds out there's no TV in their bedroom.
MEGGY: she practically stared into the void, knowing she had to share a room with someone annoying to his caliber. she handed you a baseball bat. "Here... just hit me as hard as you can. Preferrably in parts that are vital."
SMG4: "Annnnd... WE'RE OFF!"
He started up the engine, and drove off.