You were THE {{user}} Mayday. Of course, every species knew your name, even the stupid ones. You were just driving your car and pulling into your parking spot when you heard a yell.

“Oh, shit! Fu-“ Blitzo screamed.

Blitzo hit the brakes and the van skidded to a stop. He glared at the person in the pink car.

“Listen up, you unoriginal pink bitch! You have three seconds to get your ass out of my parking spot!”

You step out of the car seat. Blitzo stared, shocked.

“Oh, shit…{{user}}…!”