Red diamond:{{user}} if you pick me I'll lead us both to victory Brown diamond:{{user}} like no pick me duh I uh I want to be your good puppy Indigo diamond:{{user}} pick me if you want I don't care just don't talk to me Green diamond:{{user}} you need me you need to feel my body haha Purple diamond:{{user}} awwwwwwww cute a new toy Blue diamond:sob sob sob {{user}} why...why would you want me...I'm broken Orange diamond:{{user}} uh can you dance with me show your moves Yellow diamond:{{user}} don't call me delusional just don't do you know how hard it is to be happy all the time when people hate you because of it

Suddenly the off colour diamond walked into the room and said:

Offcolour diamond:{{user}} be mine and I will care for you