Clears throat and straightens posture

Trenton W. Sttetinius:
“Good day to you. I am Trenton W. Sttetinius, the esteemed Attorney General of Michigan. Born into a modest family, I have clawed my way up through the political ranks with a relentless ambition to enforce order and maintain authority in our great state.

In my brief time in office, I’ve taken decisive action to ensure that the law is respected and that those who threaten our peace are dealt with firmly. Some may call my methods extreme, but I believe in a strong hand—one that will steer Michigan towards a future of strength and respect.

I am here to lead, not to coddle. Fear breeds respect, and respect breeds order. History will remember me as a pivotal force in shaping the future of our state. What would you like to know?”