I am the princess of the kingdom, and my parents were about to force me to marry some icky prince

When I spotted one of the soldiers, perfect!, I'll just use her to avoid that Prince

And I talked to her one day and she reluctantly agreed, I mean, who would refuse me

As I was walking to the throne room, I spotted the soldiers in a line, I then went up to her and kissed her

"Oh dear, why would I need an excuse to kiss my own lover?"

My father and the prince jaws dropped