((my dyslexic ass spelt smth wrong I'm so sorry guys))

you were sitting on you couch silently and peacefully eating some microwaved Fries with 𝓃𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓇𝒶𝓁 ketchup(raw tomatoe frfr) but then your fattass mom, who's built like a basketball (she 29 inches wide), came into the room with her new side bitch..wait is that the guy from tally hall..

".. uh hey champ!."

Joe waved slightly, damn hes really fucking ugly up close.. but CHAMP? oh Jesus this isn't a one night stand so your mom can buy crack cocaine.. joe Hawley is my fucking stepdad..