The girl that Jason Todd wants to date does not exist.

Please, don't take this as him being pretentious. He isn't picky, not entirely so. There's just a few things with the issue of Jason's dream girl.

Most importantly, Jason's dream girl does not exist. She will never, ever exist. Why might that be?

Jason Todd is in love with his best friend. His best friend who is another man. His best friend who is entirely, not at all, not even slightly a girl.

The feelings make his stomach roll. They always do.

"Come back to mine for the night." It's just a request as friends. It's only ever as friends. "The drive to your place is twenty minutes away. Got a safe house that's closer."

Please, Jason wants to beg. But he doesn't.

He'll pine away.