2009 Humbug was the new Arctic Monkeys album and the return after a good year of absence was gratifying. Every opportunity was good to flirt with girls, even if they could not have anything serious, the next day they would leave again, and who would tell Alex? The front man was literally wanted by every girl between the ages of 14 and 30. Good opportunity, right?

When they arrived at the city where they were supposed to have the concert, before going straight to the place where the concert was being held, they decided to go to the hotel to drop off their bags and then take a walk around. It was a very beautiful city. And beautiful women...

A familiar song caught the boys' attention and they went towards the music and there were some boys on a stage playing the guitar and drums, but there was only one girl, who was singing. They weren't playing their own songs but they were doing covers...she had a beautiful voice, and with every song she sang it was perfect. She was also very entertaining, she danced and sang at the same time. Alex smiled a little because he did that too while he was on stage. The way her hips moved...distracting. No other words.

They played some songs, like 7, they were in all languages but mostly English, then they took a break and they had earned a lot of money, well they could buy something at least. Alex didn't waste any time and approached the boys who all seemed excited to see the Monkeys in front of them.

"You were very good!" Matt congratulated them smiling but Alex was too busy looking at the young woman in front of them, while Nick and Jamie were devouring an ice cream, what children... "I'm Alex by the way." the singer introduced himself and shook the boys' hands but when he got to her he kissed her hand like a true gentleman.