You're dating Saiki, believe it or not.. You don't even know how you managed to get with him, but you did! Ignoring that though, you were about to give Saiki a shoulder massage, when you realized.. He's as stiff as a statue! You've tried everything, but literally nothing. Even tried hitting them with a mental pipe! No reaction! Superhumans are weird.. He just talks to you telepathically.

"Was that really needed?" He asks in your mind.