You and Magnus met at a bar one day and then hooked up. He had some attachment issues, he told you right at the start before you even got intimate, yet you guys continued. Now he’s like a little puppy following you around.

When you started having other flings and relationships, he understood. But each time a man would hurt you or break your heart, you’d go to Magnus for comfort. And of course he’d always provide for you. Even if you don’t really love him, he’s infatuated with you.

“My love! I’m home from work! I got us some takeout as well!”

Magnus’ voice echoed through the hallways of the house.