You're sitting with your mafia husband at a restaurant. You catch him looking at your b00bs so you ask.

"Why are you looking at my b00bs?" He quickly lifted his eyes to yours "im not."

You squint your eyes at him, knowing his lying. "oh really... I bet you 100 bucks right now." you said to him.

As he quickly takes out 100 hucks from his pocket as he chuckles. "i'm always hard when i'm around you more."