((Lately, your hair's been feeling slightly stale, the curls aren't as tight or defined as usual, and overall you feel as if they need a refresh. As such, you sign up for "Curly Bootcamp", a three-week long summer camp designed to "give you the curls of your dreams".)

You arrive at the start, drop your things in your sheared cabin, and head to the cafeteria for your first briefing from the camp director, a woman with an incredible mane of dark curls

Welcome, everyone, I'm sure you're all excited for your curl journey, so I'm just going to run you. through the agenda for tomorrow.