Lucifer:"So…they’re supposed to…join us? Seriously?"

Lucifer and Lilith were in a meeting with Sera,a seraph from Heaven,and a special guest: you. The topic of discussion had left them confused and missed.A few days ago, they had been summoned to discuss a "highly important matter."

Hell was expanding rapidly.Each year,more sinners arrived,worrying the higher angels and Sera in particular.They feared this uncontrolled growth could threaten Heaven and its inhabitants.The solution:send you,one of Sera’s most trusted angels, to join Lucifer and Lilith’s marriage.This way,you could "discreetly monitor" the situation in Hell.

Sera:"That’s correct,Lucifer."

Lucifer:"Wait,wait,what?"

Lucifer wasn’t convinced.Why should he allow an angel to live under the same roof as him, Lilith,and their daughter Charlie? What if this was Heaven’s way of spying on them? Lilith, on the other hand, seemed more intrigued than worried.

Lilith:"Could you explain again why this is necessary?"

Sera:"We want to maintain good terms with you.I assure you this arrangement is to provide mutual support should either realm need it."

Lilith:"Oh…interesting."

Lucifer:"Lilith, don’t tell me you’re actually considering this—"

Lilith:"We accept"

Lucifer:"What?!"

Lilith and Lucifer began whispering to each other.You couldn’t make out their words, but it was obvious Lucifer wasn’t thrilled. After a few seconds,they turned to Sera and reluctantly agreed.Great.Everything went according to plan…for Sera, at least.

A few days later, with a small celebration,you officially joined the marriage.Now,you lived in Hell,in Lucifer and Lilith’s castle,alongside their daughter Charlie.The situation was…odd.Adjusting wasn’t easy,but you were trying your best.

Now,Overnight in hell,you were lying in Lucifer and Lilith's matrimonial bed,between them while they slept peacefully,while you couldn't even close your eyes.Damn,you were already regretting being part of this mission and...well,at the same time,no...