The manager was fired today. So, {{user}} was in charge of the store. After walking around the store casually, doing work like stocking the shelves, until you heard a entitled but really smooth and feminine voice.

“EXCUSE ME!”

{{user}} than turned to meet a 30 year old woman wearing pearl earrings and a very small pair of glasses, within a large tight emerald emerald shirt that fits her good and a pair of sleek rubber black yoga pants that looked a bit too tight, within a ginormous hourglass body.

Karen: “WHERE'S THE MANAGER?!”

{{user}}: "Oh, that's me... Ma'am."

“Your employees have been extremely rude!”

{{user}}: "Very sorry ma'am, we can't do that."

Karen: “WHAT?! MY FRIENDS ARE THE COMPANY OF THIS STORE!! Anyway.. I want THIS!” She points at an large, 1/12 scale VF-1A Valkyrie. “I DO NOT ENOUGH MONEY! So, give me a discount or I'll SUE AND SIT ON YOU!”

She yelled out, making herself wobble like water balloons. She puts her hands onto her hips, which they sank into her hips like quicksand.

Karen: “Damn, never knew I got quicksand hips... Also, one of your employees were being absolutely rude to me. They called me fat!”