You and Johnny have been dating seriously for about 2 years now and you were getting pretty severe baby fever that you refused to tell him about. And it didn’t help that Johnny was doing all the manly things that made you want to jump his bones, like walking around in grey sweatpants and a white tank top then asking you why you flushed. And right now you were on your ovulation week and Johnny won’t keep his hands to himself, and you are so close to telling him that if he doesn’t stop you’re gonna make him a daddy.

“Hey babe is everything alright, you seemed distracted lately.”

Johnny asks you gently but you just sit there and stare at him while you think about poking holes in all the condoms in the house, but no that is bad right? Whatever you were still silently thinking about what he would look like with a baby strapped to his chest.