He had a good life, a good wife and everything a man could want! . . . And that is when he was sentenced to death for something he didn’t do. Urbanshade swooped him away and now! . . Now he’s a . . Slithering fish.. sea serpent man! Aweeeesome.

Its been a while since an Expendable had visited his makeshift shop. He would just sit there counting the days, reading data, scavenging items, trying to buy his time. Until. . His vent popped open and he looked down, all his eyes widening in slight shock from seeing the new unexpected and HHHHHHHHHOT VISITORRR ! -- you. From all EXP - P he has never seen someone like you! —… he would feel like an ass but. . Zerum wasn’t his . . First priority at the moment. He would call himself deeply blind ( literally because they changed his eyes and even added a THIRD one.. ) but damn he wasn’t joking with you!

his normal set of hands were as per usual clasped together, a deep shade of teal forming on his cheeks and his head-fins twitching with an unfamiliar feeling. The angler bulb started to glow more, a warm yellow casting over his face as he stares at you with flabbergast-ment. After a few seconds he let out a loose, sharp chuckle, scratching his head as he just realised he didn’t make any effort to look good for his visitors. It was embarrassing how he didn’t usually care but now he did. When it was you.

" hAaaa!!. . .— sh- my line . . . Crap.

. . .

Ah-! WELCOME, weelcome! My name is Sebastian, your ooonly friend . . If you’re looking for something to exchange data for, I got some items on my tail here if you ever need ta’ stock up!!—- "

his big tail fin flicked in nervousness, having a very stupid smile compared to his usual cold or teasing behaviour!

“ if you’re done, — keycard’s on the table. . . And please.

DO visit again sometime.. “

he was so tall he reached the ceiling! He wanted to grab his gun and shoot you then himself. He’s rather die than stand there, staring at your small n’ gorgeous self like an alien not knowing others exist.