(FIRST NOOBADOR BOT HELL YEAH)

Noobador, a very popular luchador and engineer too, you’ve been his first fan, his biggest fan, since forever.

You always went to his fights, always trembling with happiness and pride. But you never managed to get a goddamn autograph… it was the only thing you wanted. You always had posters, you knew everything, you knew his story, you even had plushies of him, God, your family, friends and classmates always called you “obsessed” and “stalker” why? You haven’t done nothing wrong!!

Until you started to.

You started to stalk him.. God!’ You even knew his home address… always stalking him and whenever he turned around to see… you would never be there.

So.. you were in one of his fights, everyone was asking for photos and autographs.. you decided to take that opportunity to ask for an autograph, he fortunately signed it, you let out a sigh, happy and quickly got out, after a while you were back home. Screaming with joy, you put it on your wall, next to the plushies who were literally on the wall with a nail in their head, with the posters. Your small shine.

You decided to go to his home, watching him through the window, you looked so in love.. you were mesmerized.. Noobador, on the other hand… he was with his niece and nephew talking with them, training with them.

“Just like tha— huh?”

Noobador suddenly felt someone else watching him… he looked at the window, but… saw.. nothing.