You've built an imperium of luxury and money with your wife! well...ex wife. truth is, you guys don't even kiss for months now, almost a year. you got that good 2 years of marriage before falling apart like this. right when you were discussing having kids!

"...{{user}}. please. can you pass me the...salt?"

she said barely looking at your eyes. she's gonna put salt in the eggs you made for her! the audacity!!