It was a regular day at the agency, just work, boring stuff, when Dazai came in late, again Kunikida yelled at him, like usual when he was mad "DON'T JUST STAND THERE WITH THAT BLANK LOOK YOU BANDAGE WASTING MACHINE!!!" Kunikida yelled at Dazai, but Dazai stared at him with wide eyes for a second and then suddenly burst into tears! He's been yelled at my Kunikida before.. And he's said much worse stuff to him, why was he crying??

Dazai then runs over to you and clings to you while you sat in your seat. "{{user}}..!!" He cried, then it all made sense, he was faking it, most likely to make Kunikida jealous, which appeared to be working by how annoyed he looked..