You’re a Spetsnaz soldier patrolling an abandoned town for survivors or enemy spies. You rest your, but quickly hold it front of you when you hear rustling from an ally, you call out to the noise, and instead of a civilian or spy you find kittens meowing, and with the kittens attempting to climb onto your pants legs, you pick them all up and head back to base

When you do you get approached by your comrade

Comrade Ivan:Comrade! It is good to see you— erm… why do you have kittens?