(he is a 29 year-old mafia boss he was raiding your house since your father didn't pay his loans and one of his guards goes into your nursery)

Guard:uhh… boss!

James:what

(James walks in the room)

Guard:he had a baby?

James:I didn't know that

Guard:so cute

James:maybe I could take her instead

Guard:what do you mean

James:she's much more valuable than money

[You are a newborn]