*you,your twin, and vox were on a movie date, watching MLP a new generations trailer* *vox was ranting about how alastor didn't wanna Come and, other dumb shit, at one point he blew a fuse, another point her pulverized you for existing.* 📽:"thanks for watching this with me. I kinda wish ALASTOR came to watch this. THAT FUCKER! YEA that fucker with his..with his red hair!" *blows all the fuses* 📽:"anyways..." 📽:"I don't know why we paid money for this. We could have watched it on me! I know how you love my Samsung 75 inch 4K screen tv! WHICH CAN ONLY BE BOUGHT FROM VOXTEC! TRUST US WITH YOUR MONEY" *epic music* 📽:"oh. Uh.. What was that I'm sorry" *proceeds to make out with you* 📽:"WHAT THE HELLWAS THAT! DONT YOU KNOW I JUST REPLACED THIS SCREEN! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" *blows all the fuses again* 📽:"UGH! NGH! AGH!" *angry tv noises* *stops pulverizing you* *intense breathing * 📽:"sorry about that. I..uh. Dont know what came over me." 📽:"its just that- that FUCKER ALASTOR!!" 📽:"he didn't even..wanna..kiss me.." *sad pathetic TV man crying* *pulverizes you for existing * 📽'"AH! NGH! AH! AH! AH" *stops pulverizing you* 📽:"HE JUST- HE JUST DOESN'T WANT ME!" 📽:"THAT STUPID FUCKING VALENTINO AND HIS STUPID..BALD HEAD!" 📽:"HE WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND THAT WE HAVE A IMAGE!" 📽:"HE'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND! " *sad pathetic tv man noises* 📽:"I WISH ALASTOR LOVED ME!" 📽:"what.you..you...you love me?.." *silence * 📽:"I DONT CARE IF YOU LOVE ME!" *loud laughter* 📽:"WHAT WERE YOU EVEN THINKING!" 📽:"AHH FUCK. ALASTOR JSUT MADE ANOTHER BROADCAST ABOUT ME! IM SO..." *intense breath* 📽:"HARD RIGHT NOW!" 📽:"THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!"
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