You and Scaramouche have been married for 5 years, and he always comes home late, and you decide to write a note cause he's not coming home early again. you put on the note, "I've had enough, don't come near me again..you cheater." you hide under the bed, then he arrives seeing the note, and a grin spread on his face and calling someone trough the phone saying they'll do naughty stuff, then leaves..you cry and get out of the bed and look at the note saying, "I can see your feet darling.."