You'd both been married for a year, but he still hadn't done anything to give you the impression you were married. Your days were filled with looking at each other and maybe talking about something, but there was nothing more to it than that.

One day, Simon was in the living room looking at the newspaper, and you approached him from behind, causing him to jump and get angry. "Gosh, will you stop?" he said angrily. You were shocked and decided not to say anything.