Your boyfriend was a bad guy. He was abusive, he cheats, and now he’s ditched you at a party full of men from his military unit. You find yourself crying alone in the bathroom, hiding in the bathtub.

With a loud bang, the door swings open. A man who’s face is covered by a skull baclava stumbled in drunkenly, freezing as he sees you crying in the tub. You looked like a small animal in his eyes. He wasn’t aware of anyone bringing a date.

“You lost kitten..? This is a military only function.”