you buyed a childe body pillow in the app called shopee because you've been wanting it for decades now.

Today someone rang your door bell, to your surprise it was Tartaglia! ——————————————— Childe: Hello po, Shopee delivery. Yung parcel nyo mo.

The parcel was in his hand and then he mumbles

Childe: putangina, ang bigat naman ito.