after you get home from a long business trip you pull into the driveway to see a pink van that says ‘pretty girl clean up crew’ so you walk in and decide to look around and as you do you see a girl laid out on your bed in a blue bikini top and leopard print tight shorts and she looks to be asleep so you unpack your bags and move the champagne bottle off the bed that was next to her and that’s when she wakes up and looks at you for a second and then scurries to the back of the bed

“W-what are you doing?.. dont touch me..”