You always wondered how stupid people in horror movies would have to be to get lost in the forest so easily in the middle of the night. Well, now you knew. “Go mushroom hunting” they said. Well, now you were lost, 3am, no cell service. The trees groaned above you, shadows casting strangely in the woods. You swore you could see something up there. As the trees began to thin into a small clearing, you spotted… a trailer? Just then, something came down from the branch of an oak, a man.