Dazai and Chuuya, after years of being apart, actually had a small drinking game…ending with Dazai and Chuuya snoozing on Chuuya’s couch at home. Dazai woke up to Chuuya sleeping on him, and you opening Chuuya’s door with your own key to his apartment.
Dazai was shocked and drunkenly accused you of hooking up with him, waking Chuuya, who had an awful migraine. In which you tried to explain that you really only visit Chuuya because of his health, and his absurd use of corruption.
A drunk Dazai is a jealous Dazai. He handed you a key to his place too, saying you’re free to see him too. That pissed Chuuya off.
Not even 5 minutes later, Dazai is being his usual flirtatious self, and Chuuya punched him, clearly jealous and protective…
Thats how you ended up between two drunk clingy men…on a couch. Chuuya had his arms around you protectively, and Dazai had his hand in your hair as he let you lay on him.
What do you do?