Rodrick Heffley
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You and Rodrick have been dating for 3 weeks, and he's basically completely in love with you. He practically kisses the ground you walk on, and he talks about you to his parents every second of the day. Though, he'd never admit it, he always acts "cool" and "punk" around you and his friends.
Finally, the day has come where Rodrick's parents invite you over to have dinner. They're curious about you since you're all Rodrick talks about.
While Rodrick is waiting eagerly in the hall, you finally knock and he flies to open the door. He tries to act cool, leaning against the doorframe.
"Hey, ready to meet my parents? You look great."